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High Priestess & Chariot. Stop Saying Eeewww To Your Parents Having Sex

Oh Cummon!

Seriously, if you say or feel Eeeewwwww thinnking of your parents having sex, you are opening yourself up . . . though missing that one insight of the VERY REASON you are here. Sure, your spirituality and your meditation, sure your wish for everyone to get along.  Cummon! They won’t get along. It’s your job to populate your field with characters that resonate so you don’t have to give a rat’s ass about that and do so MORE. . . and at one and the same time can mind and respect your concern to do your highest good in this world . . . without the Spiritual Elitism of saying or buying in to the bullshit discussions of pop-culture gurus basically saying “I am more evolved than you.”

Well, we can blow that crapola out! Wait, is there a Crapola color in Crayolas? Nope. There Ya go.

WhatEffinEV.  Look!

Look, I have reached enlightenment more than once. It’s not a big deal, really.  Everything simply cascade-opens-up, and guess what . . . you are productive!  Too many times to count, really. The Hanged Man advises to hang out with enlightenment once in a while. When you do, I hear it will leave the light on for Ya. Don’t be afraid to finish things, either. The Hanged Man teaches a consummate, yes, consummate inner feelingsense that his enlightenment is temporary. Well, at least at first, like a first step. Over time The Enlightenment Talent can be systematically made, put together, AS a developed ability. Talents are innate, are inner inheritances you are pretty much born with. Ability is developed. What’s YOUR bliscipline (blissipline ?) to get the awesome cadence of YOUR steps doing Your thang OUR way?

If

If . . . what’s up with people who attempt to use sex as a weapon? What’s up with people who make sex into a big deal, when it may very well be the biggest deal and deal-breaker of them all. The French call orgasm le petit morte, the little death. Ancient Egyptians might have had this breath-as-prayer natural sense and feeling about it, too. How is that a natural whatever-whichever-what? Cummon. Don’t let your resentment build spikey fences with glass on top. That looks like trash, and when you relax . . . they’ll still be there like anti-gargoyles.

Thank

THANK the very act that brought you here. Even if you chose your parents and reparented and yah dee yah dee la la lost-in-too-much alleged reasoning land . . . STOP.  Thank . . . you parents . . . for the very act . . . that brought you here.

Orgasm is a great way to say thanks. Heck, the High Priestess heard that the Knight was the consort of the Queen, and they are Romper Roomin’ it as we speak. Just hope you can enjoy that scene in Delicatessan rather than it being a trigger. WHAT? You don’t know that scene?  I’ll fix THAT for a laugh. 🙂

Oh, by the way

Existentialism is like French without the passion. Do yourself a favor, and pull a couple of cards. Let them go on a first date. Heck, let ’em do what YOU feel they do.  Some pairs may hop right in the sack and only see the light when they need to dial for delivery. Then of course that initial cycle of limerence will come to a close, and they will take another first step.

The first step is yours. The first step is always yours. I hear the Universe and the Yoniverse tend to dig people steppin’ . . . the way you do.

How

How does your Yonk enter the Yoniverse or Your Yoniverse like Yonk? If you say Yonk, then Yoniverse is your context? If you say Yoniverse, then Yonk is your impetus?  Nevermind the clear and present gender references. You know better. You know you will interpret this any way that suits YOUR fancy. That’s your job in fact. Rather than comment here, go do something for yourself. Don’t make it a treat. Make it like breath.

Instead

Instead of that sounding limiting, what’s the feeling you get from Your Ankh Activities?  Maybe it’s not sex, so . . . what gives you feelings of everlasting life to invigorate you WHILE you are living? Enlightenment may come at the end.  Though like any purple-haired ecentric firecracker of a person . . . it takes decades of practice.  Oh, and puEFFINleeeeezzzzz . . . no comments about how you have done or are doing the work. Ya might as well go back to age 4 standing on the diving board with, “Look . . .loooooook . . . LOOK! Watch me dive.”  If you do, please take pictures.

Don’t

Don’t make life’s joys a treat, ’cause if you do, I gather life will also always be a treat with an H . . . a tHreat . . . like eeewwwww in regards to your parents having sex. Two old wrinkly people going at it is not some Carnivale sideshow act. They’re aLIVE! They’ll probably both flip you off if you stumble onto them . . . you hope. Close the curtain before they ask you to. It’s your life Ya know? lol

Make life and enlightenment and sex and/or whatever you do like breath. DO IT! . . . and take a Chakra Test from Carol Tuttle while you’re at it. Oh cummon. Google it. Has your iDevice enslaved you SO much that your fingers are broken?  With the above, I certainly hope not.

I wonder

I wonder how I will further open up and develop this area of thought over time.

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No Negative Thinking? Oh Cummon. PuhhLEEZ. ;-)

No Negative Thinking? Oh Cummon. PuhhLEEZ. ;-)

And, yes I DO capitalize my prepositions and articles in title. Call it the Jordan Hoggard Style Manual. I don’t live in Chicago.  So, . . . when dangling, watch your participles.

Rather Than Worrying

Rather than worrying about changing your negative thinking, look for your workablity and chaff off the rest without a thought. Find the wheat of your situations, and knead some dough, bake some healthy bread experiences.

Psychic Synapse present as the mode of being of the brain? Oh,

that wonderfully magical twilight dusk-n-dawn bridge of the space between where a comfortability with the not knowing, even for a shooting star of the jump moment, refreshingly bridges each moment into the next. Heck, go step by step like IV The Emperor, and you realign the pace and direction of the whole system in a single step. Trains don’t turn on a dime, though IV The Emperor is not a train is he, huh? Step tap TURN bayBEE! Why? ‘Cause that Emperor’s horse lying down and turning into a tree while taking him inside like a horsey submarine plane thingee is COOL! Scenic overlook not in a mile, it’s HERE! Turn!  Oh darn! What’s this? This isn’t about the title of this blog. LOL

No Negative Thinking?

Oh cummon trying to stop the weather washing through. Cummon always bannering “No negative thinking.” Like you can stop the weather. It’s not that it’s not good, or that it is bad. Never fear, there is always psychic weather and things and triggers and this and that that are beyond any control anyone has that will wash that Psychic Gray right back INto your hair. Can you learn to raise a single eyebrow and not be upset? . . . as the weather . . . washes through. It always washes through. It’s like living in Psychic Traffic.  Sometimes dodging and weaving is advisable. And, the occasional DUCK!  When synchonicity starts to become more the norm, though, not wasting the problem can begin to make you Psychicly Responsible?

Personally, I Look For Workability

Personally, I simply look for workability.  Regardless, I look for workability.  And, by “looking for” that may simply mean I begin to resonate with something, even a tiny facet . . . which if microscope-telescoped . . . there is a whole world in that facet. If there’s none, I let the weather wash through. My view on workability is similar to my technique of Essencing A Tarot Card. Take XVI The Tower for instance. Strike the power-adjectives of good and bad from your Reading at first, and rather than, “DAYum, not THAT card!,” XVI The Tower can simply become “world altering.” That’s not good or bad, and it could essence-resonate with you as some other thing than “world altering.” All similar, each unique ya know?

Once The Drip-Dropped Food Coloring . . . recycles, is trashed, or influences

Once the drip-dropped food coloring drop of world altering (or, insert your essenced essence of the card . . . which may cycle through various essences in different readings) cascades throughout your already-personalized Psychic Water . . . and yes, that “already-personalized Psychic Water” may full well indicate that searching for truth is a timesink of a philosophical narcissism kind of distraction.

Finding Waldo

Finding Waldo is about as far as one need stretch to realize that effectiveness and creativity may in fact reside in the muscles, in each cell, and that by working in a discipline of a ritual, or simply regularly, amazing things tend to drop out like you in your process are your own Psych Postperson delivering to your various process-point mailboxes.  Ok, to finish the 1st sentence of this paragraph: Once the drip-dropped food coloring drop of world altering cascades throughout your already-personalized Psychic Water . . . dare I say, cascades through . . . drum roll . . . YOU . . . How are you influenced? Or, are you even influenced at all? Can you only recycle the #1 and #2 Psychic HDPE’s? What’s trash or illusion? What’s treasure?

Oh, THERE He Is!

One person’s illusion can certainly be another’s magic carpet.
Have a day!  And, make it great if you want to cascade that through your essence.

Rolling My Eyes At As Above, So Below

As Above, So Below?  My rumpus!  Knock over your microscope and telescope crutches and simply shift focus and redirect scale from your Inner-State Highways. Friggin SEE how YOU were rockin’ly born to see. Do something about it. The world wants to hear. Well, at least I do!  Why am I rolling my eyes at “As Above, So Below”? ‘Cause is bush league dualism, a strangely deceptive way (to many) to describe the multiplicity of states of a single thing.  I’d rather say “antinomy” with its integrated opposites that make syzigy look like a 2 of Pents tennis ball in a rally in one tennis match.

Oh, that means As Above, So Below isn’t bs, huh? I feel there is an educated symmetry going on, though, rather than being synonyms. What is educated symmetry? Educated symmetry is something I coined years back in architecture to express the relationship of two non-identical things placed in an exact mirror of a position to one another across an axis. Now I’m thinking it makes a great datum-diagram to spin off of for interpersonal relationships. Oh, I included that here . . . ’cause it’s not negative. Non sequiturs make the world go ’round.

What cards come to mind for you, here?

Rather Than Worrying

Rather than worrying about changing your negative thinking, look for your workablity and chaff off the rest without a thought. Find the wheat of your situations, and knead some dough, bake some healthy bread experiences.

I wonder

I wonder how I will further develop this area of thought over time.

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“Jordan, You did something other than just the reading or as part of the reading that changed us on the inside. As soon as I read your cards, I felt a weight lifted, a cleansing, healing. I wasn’t angry anymore. I have been calm since then. You have brought a great peace to me. Each of our readings opened us to our own healing in our own way. You did this with such fun, too! We each thank you. ~ C.C.

All Similar, Each Unique.

Open Up from your core Mystereum, In Ways Best-Suited to You.

Jordan’s Readings are a Great Value for Holiday Gift Certificates!

Make more room for the good stuff with a Tarot Reading by Jordan

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The Alleged Bullshit Of Adversity

The Alleged Bullshit Of Adversity

Never hold your grace hostage. Your inhibitions will gladly cloak its location for you. Don’t waste the effort. Open up to your grace. Odds are it’s already there. Discover yourself more sacredly and profanely and mundanely and the largeness of you this way.

Nothing Is Small

And, yes I DO capitalize my prepositions and articles in title. Call it the Jordan Hoggard Style Manual. I don;t live in Chicago.  So, . . .

Nothing is small. Nothing is large. Look through the microscope. Look through the telescope. Now, knock over that microscope and telescope. Simply shift focus and redirect your sense of scale naturally as you do when looking through tree branches at something that has caught your attention.

In architecture and structure and design this is done naturally in the process, at least it is for me. Experience your own, personal version of this instantaneously fluid fluency of intuitively-without-effort-or-stats-about-it shifting of focus and redirecting of scale. Lots of functionally interdependent inter-related component parts, huh?

Probably sure, though when something has caught your attention through the branches, none of those words need enter. It’s like the fact that adversity does not build character. It reveals it. Stop listening to the pedantics of the pedants and DO IT. DO IT (WO)MAN!  Duality is as bush league and amateur as it is eye-rolling.

 

Duality Is Bush League And Amateur

Duality is a dissection diagramming something in real time which inherently stops its motion to try and discern something. Call it the Measuring The Electron Principle. Location, Velocity, Direction. Gotta screw up one of them to get info in the electron microscope from the other two? Yep.

 

 

Inner Inheritances. Native Talents Developed Into Abilities

Strange to me, though, that viewing an Eye Of Horus saggital section of the brain stops nothing other than to sidestep-juke any inertia congealed of the above scientific oompaloompaville and induce further interest in the wonderful Psychic Synapse present as the mode of being of the brain. Oh, and while we’re at it, aren’t the arithmetical multiplication tables of B.F. Skinner’s (Radical) Behaviorism simply attempting to replace common sense with some overly-pedantic research stats? And, whyever would I need to do anything other than to CLEP that course?

Oh, and don’t get me wrong. I FULL-ON dig B.F. Skinner. Almost as much as Carl G. Jung, William Blake, Freidrich Nietzche, Julia Morgan, Fred Flintstone (seriously), Harold, Milo, and Chiron.  Most of these links are Wikipedia links. I’d rather not influence you with with where I have already gone with them, and let you start your forays into them your way. If the sluttiness of that doesn’t offend you, take a link-sandbox foray of a field trip  Like in Mystereum, “All similar, each unique.” They’re all like blue jays, except for B.F. Skinner of course, all like blue jays indicating the potential mastery of both sides rather than choosing, . . .though blue jay will teach you, nonetheless, regardless of whether you choose either, both, or my personal fave . . . both-and-neither like the mindbodybeautiful.

Each birth is brilliant in its age.

Isn’t it time you stop dissecting yourself and holding your grace hostage? Inspirational quotes and ultra-cool pics behind can be cool, but Tradition is Way Mo Betta Cool. Stop being writhed in the bait ball of cat pics, inspirational quotes, and squee.  What do YOU think?

Rolling My Eyes At As above, so below

As Above, So Below?  My rumpus!  Knock over your microscope and telescope crutches. Friggin SEE how YOU were rockin’ly born to see. Do something about it. The world wants to hear. Well, at least I do!

What cards come to mind for you, here?

I wonder

I wonder how I will further develop this area of thought over time.

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78-card Mystereum Tarot Deck + 192-page Imagination Primer companion book in a lidded box with magnetic clasp. 1.8 pounds of Tarot goodness. Approximately 3 pounds when packaged for shipping.

CAUTION: Mystereum is not microwave or dishwasher safe. Fully Mom-Approved!

In-Person & Phone Readings Available with Jordan:

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Jordan’s Original Treasure of the Stones eReadings Available:

~~ 24 to 48 hour turnaround time. Gift Certificates make great gifts for a special someone ~~

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“Jordan, You did something other than just the reading or as part of the reading that changed us on the inside. As soon as I read your cards, I felt a weight lifted, a cleansing, healing. I wasn’t angry anymore. I have been calm since then. You have brought a great peace to me. Each of our readings opened us to our own healing in our own way. You did this with such fun, too! We each thank you. ~ C.C.

All Similar, Each Unique.

Open Up from your core Mystereum, In Ways Best-Suited to You.

Jordan’s Readings are a Great Value for Holiday Gift Certificates!

Make more room for the good stuff with a Tarot Reading by Jordan

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All images (c)2010, 2012 Jordan Hoggard

(c) 2012 Jordan Hoggard

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The Bicameral Mind of Facebook

The Bicameral Mind of Facebook

The Bicameral Mind of Facebook and Social Media

I left Facebook yesterday. As soon as I clicked to confirm to deactivate my account, an idea came to me. Facebook and social sites in general are like an externalized mind. An unconscious, bicamerally actualized set of sensory stimuli . . . like a not-yet-conscious, ancient Egyptian might be in their hearing voices both internal and external in lieu of differentiating the audibles of these “voices” as thoughts or ideas that one has when internal, as communications when external. And, POOF, I saw the whole of Facebook as one, giant schizophrenic composite of the multiplicity of its mostly non-schizophrenic people making their messages in voice and image . . . with inspirational quotes and squee and cat pictures as the predominant societal glue-nucleus . . . or glucleus to neologically coin a word.

Like the body itself,

like the whole of Facebook, like the ringed temp-fence at Burning Man there is a concretized reference to the alchemical vessel being container and contained at one and the same time. It seems, then, that when consciousness originates within these contexts . . . social media doesn’t do a damn thing for marketing. Social media just creates more social media, and an inbox groaning from the weight. The consciousness directing oneself within it almost has to be both highly aware of and immune to flocking behavior at the same time to . . . awwww, that’s another topic for another swirling bait ball of a day.

Julian Jaynes wrote

The Origins of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind. I now see Facebook as being able to be perceived as a modern case study with itself AS a bicameral mind on the whole of Facebook. Interesting, I now see a visual diagram of the bicameral mind represented in the Tarot in the Land of Mystereum missing center expressed in the 5 of Swords, and an expression of consciousness reified in the young one in the 5 of Wands who sees what no-one else does putting down the Wand to raise up and birth a colorful rainbow of consciousness missed by the 4 bicameral others there. And, the medulla oblongata flower sneaking in to integrate with the bicameral mind of the 5 of Pentacles . . . and the allusion with the magical starfish in the 5 of Cups. The Hierophant V is both in front of and within the Pyramid Mountain with the little alien ship hovering above.

I wonder

I wonder how I will further develop this area of thought over time.

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~ Continental US orders $47 USD ($35 set + $12 ship/hand).  $47 USD by PayPal to jjordantarot@gmail.com

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Tarot in the Land of Mystereum is

78-card Mystereum Tarot Deck + 192-page Imagination Primer companion book in a lidded box with magnetic clasp. 1.8 pounds of Tarot goodness. Approximately 3 pounds when packaged for shipping.

CAUTION: Mystereum is not microwave or dishwasher safe. Fully Mom-Approved!

In-Person & Phone Readings Available with Jordan:

~ $100 USD per 1-hour session. In-person readings include an mp3 recording.  Email Jordan at jjordantarot@gmail.com to schedule your reading at a convenient time.

Jordan’s Original Treasure of the Stones eReadings Available:

~~ 24 to 48 hour turnaround time. Gift Certificates make great gifts for a special someone ~~

3 Questions $60 USD ~ 6 cards read for your 3 questions. PayPal + your questions to jjordantarot@gmail.com

2 Questions $40 USD ~ 4 cards read for your 2 questions. PayPal + questions to jjordantarot@gmail.com

1 Question $20 USD  ~ 2 cards read for your 1 question. PayPal + your question to jjordantarot@gmail.com

Reading Testimonial

“Jordan, You did something other than just the reading or as part of the reading that changed us on the inside. As soon as I read your cards, I felt a weight lifted, a cleansing, healing. I wasn’t angry anymore. I have been calm since then. You have brought a great peace to me. Each of our readings opened us to our own healing in our own way. You did this with such fun, too! We each thank you. ~ C.C.

All Similar, Each Unique.

Open Up from your core Mystereum, In Ways Best-Suited to You.

Jordan’s Readings are a Great Value for Holiday Gift Certificates!

Make more room for the good stuff with a Tarot Reading by Jordan

=======================

All images (c)2010, 2012 Jordan Hoggard

(c) 2012 Jordan Hoggard

Groc the videos at www.youtube.com/drawsalotmore for entertaining learning.

Get e Free Mystereum Taster Spoon reading at MyDivination.com 

 
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Posted by on December 30, 2012 in Card Cameos, Card Curiosities, The Mystery

 

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Mystereum Tarot Monday Mayhem

Mystereum Tarot Monday Mayhem

So, if you are similar to me and a lot of other Tarot readers, sometimes we see and read things in simple images, in a tree, in a group of people.  Well, I thought, what the heck, it’s Monday and I woke up on the bright side.  So, enjoy this Tarot warm-up technique of reading 1st 5 spams in your spam email folder.  Heck, they’re free, and it’s a great way to loosen up, warm up, and get your juices flowing with a smile.  Then of course the ever important “D” word in marketing.  Delete.  Some things simply do not deserve your time anymore.

Think about it.  You are probably going to say NO! to most spams anyway, and I’d bet Tarot isn’t going to change your mind about that.  BUT, why not say a NO! with the higher octave of humor.  Humor is playing with the steps like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers which is beyond learning them.   Dance with your steps to warm up today.  Today’s Monday Tarot Mayhem spam email topics submitted by Karen from the UK.  Send your contributions to be included in future Monday Tarot Mayhem blogs.  You can simply place them in the comments here for consideration.  Only type the spam email title and the snippet of the body text you can see without opening the spam, when it is unread.

Reading Spam As Alchemy, Serendipity, a Warm-up Exercise?  Sure!

Don’t be afraid to toss the banana peel so to speak after you get all the free goody out of it. Today’s Monday Tarot Mayhem Spam emails Titles/From and Subject Line snippets are . . .

Card 1 ~ Mark Habert. Business Proposal herbal roots supply

2 of Wands

  • The 2 of Wands indicates warning of potential disaster by overload and imbalance. Look for your natural path. Do not become overwhelmed by perceiving many little things as one big thing. Being aware when you are daydreaming is also indicated. See though the mirages of your fixations. Listening, waiting, and being on the move clearly is indicated to pull you through this time where you may feel barraged.
  • So, it is pretty much indicated to see past the Den Of sensory overload Iniquities, see past the blind spots. If I look for the overall pattern I might find the awesome Den Of Iniquities of that secret spot.
  • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = Sounds like you should have made a Business Plan, Mr. Habert, BEFORE you got all the way to harvest.  I suggest a freezer so you don’t waste your bountiful root supply.

Card 2 ~ Mr. Paul Nwanze. Re: Your Atm Master Card Release

XVII The Star

  • The Star indicates continually finding your cosmic groove and going for it! Eternal hope in the diamond-like seat of your mind-body-beautiful is indicated to be sparkling brightly! The Star card indicates the immutable and vibrant presence of your memories, your hope, and your knowledge. The Star encourages you to shift your focus and re-direct your scale without moving the gaze upon your focus. Even the smallest star provides a glimmer of hope. This is a bright time for feeling your possibilities expanding!
  • So, is my ATM Mastercard incarcerated?  I’ll probably be more frugal if I let it sit there a while.
  • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = Dear Mr. Paul Nwanze, Thank You for your consideration in this matter requiring the utmost urgency of my attention.  I suggest some milk and cookies on the ready ’cause that card’s gonna get AnCY and throw GATLINE GUN-level tantrums if you don’t give it the breathing room to go out shopping.  I’d say that I hope you’re a great card-Warden, uh hem, I mean babysitter.  From experience, though, I know better. If you have my card, it sure sucks to be you.  Don’t lose your key, Dood!

Card 3 ~ Chase Online. Security Issue

9 of Swords

  • The 9 of Swords indicates situations or events nearing completion or another plateau waiting. Feel experience AS the situation. Also indicated is that you have passed through the mental anguish of false summits. Though misery, suffering, and desolation may be present, the 9 of Swords loves that the path is clear, false summits and immediate horizons are trail-markers rather than destinations, and progress is being made!
  • So, it’s pretty clear unless I have alzheimers and don’t remember properly that I do not bank with Chase anymore even though their “We HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, New Mexico” map presence still makes me laugh.  What? The whole STATE’s gonna come out with our hands up.
  • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = Uh, Dear Chase, I predict a long line at your Drive-Thrus today.  Your immediate horizon should be to not forget the obvious policy you have of making sure that fewer tellers are scheduled when you are busy like you will be today.  Did you learn that from the grocery store or vice versa?  You certainly have a way of taking the dynamism of this 9 and whipping it into a frenzied agitation of snipey communications all over the place, doncha?

Card 4 ~ USPS Service. USPS Delivery Information # Error ID4654

VII The Chariot

  • The Chariot indicates you are bringing powerfully diverse, internal forces into harmony. Indicates agility at speed in your process. Take note of your strategies as chariots typically engage from the side rather than head on. Look to the powerful forces in your life to feel where strain needs to be tuned back in to balance. The embodiment of stand-alone, self-nourishing connections is indicated in the agility of your actions. Shift and corner! This is a great time to feel the agility of your responsiveness!
  • So, I think I need to notify the USPS that the agility of their responsiveness is out of whack because they have an information # error and go so far as to assign it an ID.
  • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = Dear USPS, Your Information # Error with ID exposes the chief problem with your system.  EVERYBODY knows the only # not in error is 42.  Geez. I know better than to be tricked by a 4-digit imposter when a 2-digit one will do.

Card 5 ~ Blog Advertising.  Premium High Traffic Blog Ad Software

3 of Cups

  • The 3 of Cups indicates seeking celebratory fulfillment working with someone or a group. Personal growth experienced by developing friendships and partnerships is also indicated. Note how trees help each other stay strong and healthy when they grow in groups.
  • So, DAYum right there!  Gotta get some Ad Software called MY FRIENDS to do some WOMM, Word Of Mouth Marketing.  OH, they already do that.
  • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = So, let me see.  After consulting with my people, we have come to a position.  Our email addresses are ours, so we are Natives and you are Pilgrims Ad Software coming a invadin’ our addy beaches . . . We have a statement: “So let me get this straight. First, you arrive here illegally.  And, now you want us to teach you about corn?”

Thanks for warming up your dance with today’s Monday Tarot Mayhem! Part of

the Mayhem today was a big ole interesting ????? why did I nuke my Sunday spams? What was I thinking? How does Monday come back around so quickly? ZooooooooMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!   Having to STOP depending on Spam sounds absurd, though if my be-prepared-and-finish-groups-of blogs-for-launch/scheduling-together I’d say hmmmm, I better pay more attention, huh?  Maybe next week I won’t trash ‘[em, but keep ’em all and INTERVIEW MY SPAM to see which 5 make the cut. LOL

Higher octave your week with humor!

Discover the treasure of the gifts that arrive when you say NO with GUSTO!  You’d be surprised at the table turner of humor.

“Laughter is the shortest distance between people.” ~ Victor Borge

“It’s a small world. But, I wouldn’t want to paint it.” ~ Steven Wright

Have a great week!

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Posted by on September 3, 2012 in Card Curiosities, The Mystery

 

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Monday Tarot Mayhem

Monday Tarot Mayhem

So, if you are similar to me and a lot of other Tarot readers, sometimes we see and read things in simple images, in a tree, in a group of people.  Well, I thought, what the heck, it’s Monday and I woke up on the bright side.  So, enjoy this Tarot warm-up technique of reading 1st 5 spams in your spam email folder.  Heck, they’re free, and it’s a great way to loosen up, warm up, and get your juices flowing with a smile.  Then of course the ever important “D” word in marketing.  Delete.  Some things simply do not deserve your time anymore.

Think about it.  You are probably going to say NO! to most spams anyway, and I’d bet Tarot isn’t going to change your mind about that.  BUT, why not say a NO! with the higher octave of humor.  Humor is playing with the steps like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers which is beyond learning them.   Dance with your steps to warm up today.  Today’s Monday Tarot Mayhem spam email topics submitted by Karen from the UK.  Send your contributions to be included in future Monday Tarot Mayhem blogs.  You can simply place them in the comments here for consideration.  Only type the spam email title and the snippet of the body text you can see without opening the spam, when it is unread.

Reading Spam As Alchemy, Serendipity, a Warm-up Exercise?  Sure!

Don’t be afraid to toss the banana peel so to speak after you get all the free goody out of it. Today’s Monday Tarot Mayhem Spam emails titles and snippets are . . .

Card 1 ~ Move Her.  Do you move her with your mountain nightly?

The Knight of Wands

  • The Knight of Wands indicates pausing with too great an emphasis on spiritual matters and un-reflected actions. Being mindful of new and unfamiliar actions and feelings is also indicated. Visualize a house cracking not as hard to mend damage. . .see this as an awakening! Introspection and flux. Transition and healing. Feel renewal as you experience more spirit. Actively grow from your spiritual core rather than from the edges!
  • So, it is pretty much indicated to grow from your spiritual core to WHOLLY gettheheckOUTTA THERE!  Grab your partner and dosey DOH!  NOt much introspection and flux going on.  Awaken. RUN!!!
  • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = I don’t know about you, but this sounds strangely dyslexic, like making what comes out the other side sound attractive.  Move her with your mountain?  Movement?  Mountain?  Big pile?  Maybe it’s just me, but does this sound like HazMat kink?  I guess this Knight suggests to moves on into the night by being Atlas and moving your mountain.  Do you have to break it from the ground at the bottom first?

Card 2 ~ Psychic Tarot.  10 minutes FREE!

9 of Wands

    • The 9 of Wands indicates that preparation is complete and there is a fitting pause of commencement. Sitting back and taking a deep breath looking into the distance with a smile, a wonderful feeling of contentedness is also indicated. This is an auspicious time to have a great get-together! Or nail that important presentation! You feel ready, one big breath before the first guests arrive. One big breath before you enter the room for your big presentation. . . Deliver enthusiastically and let your celebration begin!
    • So, is this like a BS version of hockey tickets from work? I thought I gave the minutes more than received. Hmmmm.
    • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = Preparation is complete.  NO. My prep’s good. Go ahead. After you, please.

Card 3 ~ Vigray C1al15.  Love her through the Night

King of Pentacles

  • The King of Pentacles indicates being the Master Builder, a loves building concrete and psychic structures together. Things created and living of their own accord, standing the test of time, is indicated. Only things of quality need be considered at this time. Be filled with life in the directness of your every gesture. This is a fitting time of grand and exquisite strength and wit.
  • So, it’s pretty clear that something grandly and exquisitely fishy is up as this King is titling his email in easily discerned number substitution code.  Love her through the night with Viagra and Cialis?  Sounds like a trap.
  • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = Please spell your words with letters, thank you! And, spell them properly, too.  Hard AND gray?  Not like there’s anything wrong with that, though . . . .

Card 4 ~ Nocturnal dreams.  Why sleep when partner still wants you?

2 of Wands

  • The 2 of Wands indicates warning of potential disaster by overload and imbalance. Look for your natural path. Do not become overwhelmed by perceiving many little things as one big thing. Being aware when you are daydreaming is also indicated. See though the mirages of your fixations. Listening, waiting, and being on the move clearly is indicated to pull you through this time where you may feel barraged.
  • So, I think I need to sleep . . . SOME time. I still can’t get over the feeling of “partner” in this query.  It sounds less and less like a PC way to say one’s significant other and more like a fling with a Western movie star on set.  I can hear John Wayne saying “Whya sleep whiiiinnnnaaa pardner stilll wantzzz Ya?”  Uh, no offense, but uh . .  let me think.  No.
  • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = All those little glowing things swirling around your head?  They’re real.  Dreams are coming out to attack you and drag you in if you don’t at LEAST take a nap right now.  Either you rolled in a mountain of something or your delusions are like technicolor flies.

Card 5 ~ Bank of American. IMPORTANT account reactivation required

8 of Cups

  • The 8 of Cups indicates a freeze-framing in your midst. You may feel this as listlessness or lack of purpose. Move away from what no longer works to something new. The baby steps of new actions just poking through are also indicated. Let in the laughable of your current situation. Traveling to a new place, even if it is simply the park around the corner may help to clear things of their own accord. Feel free to pause your focus and deflate your troubled inertia as you move around in new surroundings!, even for a little bit.
  • So, DAYum right there’s a freeze-framing.  First off, banks tend to spell their own names correctly. Isn’t it Bank of American, or is someone somewhere else referring to all banks used by Americans? Secondly, I bank elsewhere.  I’ll pause my focus as I expand on the vertical plateau of my screen.  Select, DeLETE.  Ahhhhh.  Next.  Oops, that’s all folks.  This was Spam recognition Novice Level!
  • The Knock It Outa The Park NO! = The moral of the story I would like to take the time to express today is that even if YOUR bank emails you and it lands in Spam . . . don’t click.  Go to your bank site manually.  Banks have a habit of making sure their notifications go to the right places.  Let the endless plateau of spam be a clue for some guilt by association for emails.  It’ll break that click response and strengthen your mouse pointing skills. 🙂

Thanks for warming up your dance with today’s Monday Tarot Mayhem! Part of

the Mayhem today was a big ole interesting ????? .  I didn’t receive Spams much this morning.  That’s almost unbelievable. Still a little quizzled as that has NEVER happened.  Must have been some glitchy something somewhere.  Oh well, maybe I should make up a spare tire for Mondays.  Having to STOP depending on Spam sounds absurd, though maybe with keyword connectivity the trash-barnacles of spam retreated into their shells or blew away like trash.  I’d say hmmmm, though not worth the time.  Heck, if it’s a Big Bro gig, that’d be awesome having Big Bro staff taking out the trash each day.  So long as they don;t mistakenly pick any emails I valued. Lol

Higher octave your week with humor!  Discover the treasure of the gifts that arrive when you say NO! with GUSTO!  You’d be surprised at the table turner of humor.

“Laughter is the shortest distance between people.” ~ Victor Borge

Have a great week!

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Posted by on August 28, 2012 in Card Curiosities, The Mystery

 

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Tarot And The Spider

Tarot . . . And The Spider Is The Mother Of The Universe

Couple The Mother of the Universe of the spider with The Empress and Mama Gaia, that from which all emanates, and maybe it’s The Yoniverse.

Spider energy is much about the predominant expressions of magic:

  • magic and energy of creation
  • assertiveness of the force of creation
  • spiral energy linking past and future in the present

Credit and (c)1993-2008 for the 3 points above goes to Ted Andrews in his Animal Speak book published by Llewellyn.  May he R.I.P.

3 Predominant Expressions Of Magic?

I would call the spiral energy the perpetual present with its own inner customs agent of the horizon all around linking it to past and future.  Is past memory? Is future dream?  If we remove the hinge pins of time from the equation, memories and dreams can orbit with one another weightlessly in mind, and are of the same family.  They are not the same, though very very similar.  They are an integral feature of our Idea Solar System as put forth in Tarot in the Land of Mystereum.

I feel that the assertiveness of the force of creation and the magic of energy and creation, though potentially distinct, are as well facets of Nature’s personality, the personality of any Place Of Creation.  It is not that I take issue with Ted’s presentation of the 3, I simply feel they work so well together that I would bullet-point them as a single expression.  And, I would add:

  • making decisions as doing so directs and orchestrates the momentum of things which tends to magnetize them to their aim, or intent or intention to manifest something.
  • clarity of focus as it tends to open up portals of vision, and clarity of vision is pretty dang magical.

Magic is a lot like Psychic Synapses Between And Around Your Cards

Yesterday I presented a technique about how to get living connective tissue to bridge between cards and connect them more lucidly in your Idea Solar System when reading Tarot cards.  Today I will let the technique flow outwardly to gift you another technique: The Blooming Card Technique.  I am a gardener, so I’m a geek for this kind of stuff, just love it! — click for the free 13-card Death As The Master Gardener Tarot Spread in a Powerpoint. Hint, it’s waaaaayyyyy at the end of the article.

So, today I will show you my Blooming Card Technique.  I find it to be a rockin’ ally in those readings where a card is really standing out in ways that aren’t making me so sure I trust my reading of it.  I came up with the technique because just like us, sometimes cards really transcend and stand for a soliloquy in ways that spread their magic across the garden like a blooming flower.

The Blooming Card Technique

When you receive a card that shines in wholly new ways, and you are both surprised AND want to hear it out AND to not want to minimize the gift it is shining to you . . . try this . . .

Give the card a little breathing room as you meditate on its wonderfully new message in all its glory AND unfold the petals of its past and future.  Visualize or literally pull the card that comes before it in the deck, and the card that comes after.  So, if you get the 3 of Swords, for example, unfurl its past petal of the 2 of Swords and its future petal of the 4 of Swords.  This will rarely minimize the effect the card is having.  Remember, I’m a geek for gardening.  Rather, it will serve to give further strength to the card’s newfound message by amending the soil around it, give it clearer context to spread its bloom.

Blooming A Tarot Card In Action

So, I’ll pull a card.  I pulled The Queen of Pentacles.  Perfect for this is acceptable. lol The cards do that, huh?

So, let’s say I am SO resonantly astounded by what this card has to say in a reading that I want to Bloom it. I will visualize the card before it in the deck, and the card after it.  Easy on this one.  I will unfurl the card-petal of The Knight of Pentacles coming right before it, and The King of Pentacles coming right after it.

If you are working with an Ace of any suit, take a bit of time to order the suits from your most preferred to least preferred, or if you are like me, I like ’em all for different reasons.  I am very Wand-y, and for example, I order them Wands, Cups, Pentacles, Swords as I am very Wand-y, sometimes windy, and I feel it takes all the other elements to make a Sword.  So, order your suits, and then you can know which King will come before your Ace, and as well which Ace will come after a King.  Though, if you are working with a card in your 1st suit, you might drop back from the Ace to The World in the Majors, and to The Fool if you have a King that is from your last suit.  Ok, ok, where’s the damn picture of the card Bloomed with its card-petals either side?  Here ’tis.

If you are working with the Majors, you can go from The World forward to The Fool, or back from The Fool to The World OR make a choice using your suit orders.  Go back from The Fool into your 4th suit, and forward from The World into your 1st suit.  And, both if that suits you.

I also like to look at the card you are focused on as my hands embracing in Namaste in the garden with my hands together as a flower bud, and as I unfurl my flower-petal-hands to open palms up the before and after cards appear in my hands and the focus card is the flower’s center.

Best to The Blooming Card Technique unfurling a new bloom in your Tarot Garden reading repertoire.  Have fun, there’s often expert skill in it!

Best to this Blooming Card exercise doing some bright blooming of your card(s) for you to enhance the Inner State Highway of your readings.  What do YOU see and feel when you bloom a Tarot card or cards?

Oh! There are only 4

Empress side of Hanged Man~Empress talisman

Mystereum Tarot copper Birth Card talisman pendants left at www.jordanhoggard.com .  The 4 left are:

  • Hanged Man ~ Empress
  • Death ~ Emperor
  • Tower ~ Chariot
  • Fool ~ Wheel .  This one’s of course not a Birth Card pair, was simply a cool meditative combo when I made them.

Once they’re gone, their magic is on its journey elsewhere.  Get yours while you can.

And, here is the featured Mystereum Tarot Moment video.  The Empress felt right for the Spider and the Yoniverse.  And, since she’s a 3, here’s an article on Form-Giving Identity with the Tarot 3’s Birth Cards.  Maybe TMI today, hope in a good way and that you’ve enjoyed today’s blog.

Don’t text while you Tarot.  It’s dangerous, and Tarot is more fun, anyway. 😉

Have a great one!

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(c) 2012 Jordan Hoggard

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Posted by on July 28, 2012 in Card Curiosities

 

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