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STP. Sunday Tarot Passages ~ Setting Up Your Tarot Chassis

STP. Sunday Tarot Passages ~ Setting Up Your Tarot Chassis

Sunday Tarot Passages are like motor oil and fuel injection cleaners for the engine and fuel of your creative mind. . . finishing touches on a great weekend to insure a bright turtle wax shine brightens the start of a new week!

“Make visible what, without you might perhaps never been seen.” ~ Robert Bremmer

Today’s STP Imagination Tool mental motor oil and fuel injection cleaner toys:

  • King of Pentacles
  • 3 of Cups
  • Knight of Wands
  • The Card Back

Pick a card for the card back

to personalize your STP mental fuel cleaner and pour your Sunday Tarot Passages into your life invigoratingly.  How does your card play into the high performance of these three?  How can they become high performance tires for the road of your life? How can you make love to the Yoniverse within and about you?

The King of Pentacles

Imagination Tool: I gift you the totality of the place of Your Royal Court.  May you keep it solid and exquisite.  Increase its strength as you expand yourself with new discoveries.  From here you can fly as high as your roots go deep.  These are the things I wish for you.    ~ Tarot in the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer companion book, page 100.

The 3 of Cups

Imagination Tool: We gift you a tool to celebrate in your imagination.  We gift you a too to celebrate your imagination itself.  We gift you a tool to celebrate with your imagination.  We find that it has a tendency to burst out in smiles and songs when we dance.  ~ Tarot in the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer companion book, page 106.

The Knight of Wands

Imagination Tool: I gift you a tool to birth and incorporate your discoveries using The Hierophant, Strength, Judgment, The Star, and the 10 of Wands.  Spiritually strengthened through and through may you awaken into the newly balanced You.  Appear and come forth from deep and dark places and bring your celestial light to Your Royal Court!  ~ Tarot in the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer companion book, page 146.

The Card Back

Pick YOUR 4th groundgrabber of a high performance tire by picking another card.  Pick a fourth card to go with the 3 above and complete today’s Tarot Chassis.  How does the rubber meet the road for you with these four?

High Performance Tires on Your Tarot Chassis

How can your 4 cards become high performance tires connecting your Tarot Chassis to the ground for driving the road of your life within and about you?

How can you alter a quote to tailor it more to be wholly yours and an altar of a statement that fuels your active and fulfilling play?

Aware and Magically Exploring

the infinite and fertile Universe inside and about you, make visible what, without you might have never been seen.

Imagination Tools

are presented as gifts from each and every card in Tarot in the Land of Mystereum after they speak to you in their Imagination Primer book companion book chapters.

Best to you having had a wonderful weekend

to insure a bright turtle wax weekend shine flows forth to brighten the start of your new week!

Have a great one!

Get a free mini-reading with Mystereum at MyDivination.com

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(c)2012 Jordan Hoggard

 
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Posted by on September 17, 2012 in Incarnations, The Mystery

 

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Mystereum Tarot Tarot Taster Spoons Tuesday

Mystereum Tarot Tarot Taster Spoons Tuesday

Tarot in the Land of Mystereum provides Imagination Tools, one at least from each card.  Many cards gift you several Imagination Tools after their charactered chapters in the 192-page Imagination Primer deck companion book.  On Tuesdays, like at the ice cream store, I will be providing a taster spoon sampling for you of cards I draw. Enjoy Mystereum Tarot Taster Spoons Tuesdays!  Please subscribe and share. Thank You!

Mystereum’s Imagination Tools have been described as:

  • Psychic triggers!  Catalysts for imaginative ideation.  These cards are really alive!
  • Mystereum card characters assist you to gain further clarity into your situation through your Tarot inquiry. They live in The Land of Mystereum, and will bring the resonance of their whole world forward to guide your inquiry.
  • Get this set!  How DID he write this and create the deck? I often drop the books into my shelves.  I wanted the deck!  But, I peeked into Mystereum’s Imagination Primer for some reason like it asked me to with a smile, and got an immediate snorkel trip of discovery.  Way more than an hors d’oeuvre.  Mystereum is like full-boat scuba for the mind! I just rolled back off my boat and was immediately exploring the depths, my own depths explored further.  There really are Inner Inheritances like he said in the Imagination Primer companion book!  Mystereum is like a Psychic Passport that never expires, and the stamp’s diff every time! I find things that are ready and waiting for me, like they have been smiling waiting for me all my life!

Today’s Mystereum Tarot Taster Spoons. 4 of ’em!

Four Tarot in the Land of Mystereum Taster Spoons. How do these Imagination Tools taster spoons taste to you?  Want a double cup or cone?  Get the whole Matterhorn set and let your experiences add the toppings!

Imagination Tool from The Ace of Pentacles  ~ “I gift you the ability to sense Inner Inheritances as they prepare to come to light.” ~ from the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer companion book, page 75. (one of four Imagination Tools gifted by The Ace of Pentacles in the Land of Mystereum’s Imagination Primer).

Short reading sample for The Ace of Pentacles from MyDivination.com. “The Ace of Pentacles indicates the ideas that excite you to use your valuable material assets and seeds well! Your enthusiasm matters a great deal. Look at your desk or office. When you are completing things, the tide is out, are there shells all over on the beach? When you are just starting things, the tide is in, are there simply sand and water and all is clear for clean starts? Have fun in this new time as your creative seeds sprout underground before you see them burst into the sun! This is a time to nurture and tend the fertile garden of your imagination and creativity with purpose!”

Imagination Tool from X The Wheel ~ “. . . . I gift you that I am an Imagination Toolbox.  I will always change to magically fit the new tools you create, discover, and are given as you go along. Utilize me to tune your perspective as you complete things . .  .” ~ from the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer companion book, page 42. [[Is this The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy page?]] 

Short reading sample for X The Wheel from MyDivination.com. “The Wheel Of Fortune indicates big things. Luck, change, and fortune. Abundance, prosperity, and happiness. Is there a dollar on the sidewalk? The Wheel indicates change in a manner that almost always brings joy along with it. Place yourself where you want to be and flow naturally without force. . .such as. . .as you do your work, think only of the doing of your work and lose yourself in it for a bit mindfully. Reasons have gone wonderfully missing here. This is a time of being comfortable with the not-knowing. Stay aware and enjoy things simply happening as they do.”

Imagination Tool from The Queen of Wands ~ “I gift you the tool that your vision is blessed and sacred and magical.“~ from the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer companion book, page 147.

Short reading sample for The Queen of Wands from MyDivination.com. “The Queen of Wands indicates a great power to attract wants, an abundance of mind and body, a fire of life. Dreams are the heartbeat of all actions here. You may feel her love of nature and home. You may benefit with practicality in regards to money. Feel the life-acumen of a natural leader. With strong and intensely enjoyable balances of business and pleasure, infuse life into every step with emotional content!”

Imagination Tool from The 7 of Wands ~ “We gift you the tool to fully feel your ideas in action as you take charge and make them real!  Be deliberate.“~ from the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer companion book, page 138.

Short reading sample for The 7 of Wands from MyDivination.com. “The 7 of Wands indicates taking affirmative and decisive action even tough you may be out-numbered or swamped by adversity. The glow of success is indicated to be that much brighter. Strategize through the false summits of feeling out-numbered or swamped by adversity!”

“If your Achilles’ heel trips you up,

remember that Phoenix was Achilles’ teacher.  Allow your own Phoenix to borrow Perseus’ winged shoes as you rise back with new zeal.”

~ Jordan Hoggard

Enjoy A Related Video

“Trust is different than hope.

Don’t smoke hope.  Trust. Then, act.  Sometimes action in and of itself is the ultimate trust . . . trust in yourself.” ~Jordan Hoggard

Pick up a free Tarot spread for yourself or a friend . . . The “Cosmic Crater” Tarot Spread.

 

Thanks for visiting!  See You Next Time!

Take Mystereum for a FREE taster spoon reading spin at MyDivination.com . A star carries the weight of the world in a spoonful.  They are that dense.  A Taster Spoon reading may be just the double-dip cone you need giving you a full reading in a Taster Spoon.  Try one and see!

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Helpful Resources:

Get a taste of Tarot cards speaking from The Land of Mystereum’s 192-page  Imagination Primer book.

Order your signed copy of Tarot in the Land of Mystereum

Giving back at www.jordanhoggard.com ! Copper Dog Tags there, also!

Website                      YouTube Channel

All images and content (c) 2008 – 2012 Jordan Hoggard.  All Rights Reserved.

Tarot in the Land of Mystereum (c) 2010 Jordan Hoggard.  Schiffer Publications

 
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Posted by on September 11, 2012 in Incarnations, The Mystery

 

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STP. Sunday Tarot Passages~Making Love with the Yoniverse

STP. Sunday Tarot Passages~Making Love with the Yoniverse

Sunday Tarot Passages are like motor oil and fuel injection cleaners for the engine and fuel of your creative mind. . . finishing touches on a great weekend to insure a bright turtle wax shine brightens the start of a new week!

“Make visible what, without you might perhaps never been seen.” ~ Robert Bremmer

Today’s STP Imagination Tool mental motor oil and fuel injection cleaner toys:

  • III The Empress
  • XVII The Star
  • XXI The World
  • The Card Back

Pick a card for the card back

to personalize your STP mental fuel cleaner and pour your Sunday Tarot Passages into your life invigoratingly.  How does your card play into the high performance of these three?  How can they become high performance tires for the road of your life? How can you make love to the Yoniverse within and about you?

The Empress

I give you a golden glow as you bring your ideas to life.  Crayons are a great way to begin using your new Imagination Tool.

My son, The Hanged Man.  His heart grew from these trees when he followed it.

Don’t forget the edible body paints for celestial Yoniverse fun!  Harold and the Purple Crayon may have forgotten to mention them, and Milo from The Phantom Tollbooth as well.

The Star

I wish you a vivid imagination even in the darkest night to awaken your dreams and continue to find your cosmic groove!

Explore your Making Love to the Yoniverse fantasies with bright love!  Express what you would like to do and play ON!

The World

I gift you the Imagination Tool of a thought.  To master things does not mean you have no more to learn and experience from them.  Master leads to further discovery.  May your masteries fulfill your journey and your discoveries make it more vibrant.  Play with the wonderful world of your imagination and celebrate your discoveries!

As you explore your fantasies, manifesting the zeal they bring You and Yours, allow them to expand you both in wonderfully fulfilling play!

The Card Back

Pick YOUR 4th groundgrabber of a high performance tire.  Pick a card to go with the 3 above.

High Performance Tires

How can your 4 cards become high performance tires for driving the road of your life as you make love to the Yoniverse within and about you?

How can you alter a quote to tailor it more to be an altar of a statement that fuels your active and fulfilling play?

Aware and Magically Exploring

the infinite and fertile Universe inside and about you, make visible what, without you might have never been seen.

Imagination Tools

are presented as gifts from each and every card in Tarot in the Land of Mystereum after they speak to you in their Imagination Primer book companion book chapters.

Best to you having had a wonderful weekend

to insure a bright turtle wax shine brightens the start of your new week!

Have a great one!

www.jordanhoggard.com

https://jordanhoggard.wordpress.com

www.zazzle.com/mystereum

All images (c)2010 Jordan Hoggard.  All Rights Reserved

(c)2012 Jordan Hoggard

 
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Posted by on September 9, 2012 in Incarnations, The Mystery

 

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Mystereum Tarot Taster Spoons Tuesday

Mystereum Tarot Taster Spoons Tuesday

Tarot in the Land of Mystereum provides Imagination Tools, one at least from each card.  Many cards gift you several Imagination Tools after their charactered chapters in the 192-page Imagination Primer deck companion book.  These Imagination Tools have been described as:

  • Psychic triggers!  Catalysts for imaginative ideation.  These cards are really alive!
  • Mystereum card characters assist you to gain further clarity into your situation through your Tarot inquiry. They live in The Land of Mystereum, and will bring the resonance of their whole world forward to guide your inquiry.
  • Get this set!  How DID he write this and create the deck? I often drop the books into my shelves.  I want the deck!  But, I peeked into Mystereum’s Imagination Primer and got an immediate snorkel trip of discovery.  Way more than an hors d’oeuvre.  Mystereum is like full-boat scuba for the mind! I just rolled back off my boat and was immediately exploring the depths.  Mystereum is like a Psychic Passport that never expires, and the stamp’s diff every time!

So, today I drew three cards to see which Imagination Tools to feature for you as Tarot in the Land of Mystereum taster spoons.

Tarot in the Land of Mystereum taster spoons

Imagination Tool from The Knight of Pentacles  ~ “I gift you a tool to incorporate your discoveries into the fabric of your idea solar system alongside Your Chariot and Your Hanged Man. May your discoveries form a beautiful tapestry to warm you as you incorporate more breadth into your idea solar system.  Incorporate things at your own speed. Invigorate Your Royal Court with a powerful silence that, like the earth, is both active and alive.”  ~ from the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer, page 96.

Imagination Tool from The 2 of Pentacles ~ “We gift you a direct line from your feet to your imagination. Let yourself feel your own two feet clearly.  Feel subtle things with your feet as you experience them.”~ from the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer, page 76. (one of three Imagination Tools gifted by The 2 of Pentacles in the Land of Mystereum’s Imagination Primer)

Imagination Tool from the 4 of Cups ~ “We gift you a tool to enjoy each and every little success along the way.  You will ripen your ideas soon enough.“~ from the Land of Mystereum Imagination Primer, page 108.   (one of two Imagination Tools gifted by The 4 of Cups in the Land of Mystereum’s Imagination Primer)

“Never allow the delusion of self doubt to cloud your vision.”

~ Tomoe Gozen, Riverworld series

Enjoy A Related Video

“Trust is different than hope.

Don’t smoke hope.  Trust. Then, act.  Sometimes action in and of itself is the ultimate trust . . . in yourself” ~Jordan Hoggard

Pick up a free Tarot spread for yourself or a friend . . . The “Cosmic Crater” Tarot Spread.

 

Thanks for visiting!  See You Next Time!

Take Mystereum for a FREE taster spoon reading spin at MyDivination.com 

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Helpful Resources:

Get a taste of Tarot cards speaking from The Land of Mystereum’s 192-page  Imagination Primer book.

Order your signed copy of Tarot in the Land of Mystereum

Giving back at www.jordanhoggard.com ! Copper Dog Tags there, also!

Website                      YouTube Channel

All images and content (c) 2008 – 2012 Jordan Hoggard.  All Rights Reserved.

Tarot in the Land of Mystereum (c) 2010 Jordan Hoggard.  Schiffer Publications

 
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Posted by on September 4, 2012 in Incarnations, The Mystery

 

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Mystereum Tarot STP. Sunday Tarot Passages

Mystereum Tarot STP. Sunday Tarot Passages

Sunday Tarot Passages are like motor oil and fuel injection cleaners for the engine and fuel of your creative mind, your imagination. Idea, creativity, intuition, and the space between them?  I feel that idea, creativity, intuition, and the space between are the 4 characters that compose imagination, and that the space between each and around them is a Psychic Synapse, a resonant magical-place-of-twilight bridge that brings them into relationship, connects them together actively in imagination.

Best to these Imagination Tools from Tarot in the Land of Mystereum help you put helpful finishing touches on the polish of a great weekend.  Insure a bright turtle wax shine of the body of your imagination.  Sunday Tarot Passages with Imagination Tools are presented here as an opportunity both to brighten the polish on the living memory-finish of your weekend, and to vibrantly prepare your launch into your new week!

STP IP’s.  Sunday Tarot Passages, Imagination Tools

Mystereum Imagination Tool mental motor oil and fuel injection cleaners

for todays Sunday Tarot Passages are: The Magician, The 4 of Pentacles, The King of Pentacles, and the Card Back.  Pick a card on your own as if you are turning over this card back to discover your own 4-card STP, your 4-card Sunday Tarot Passages.  How does the card you select roll with these other 3 high performance Tarot tires?  How can all 4 cards become high performance Tarot tires for the rubber to meet the road on the journey of your life?

The Magician

“When your magic feels missing, look into your blind spots.  Look into the things you expect to see.  Then flap your wings and move what is actually there.”

~ Imagination Primer, page 20

The 4 of Pentacles

“We gift you the tool of hidden supports that are always present to structure your imagination.  May the ground be magical under every step!”

~ Imagination Primer, page 80

The King of Pentacles

“I gift you the totality of the place of Your Royal Court.  May you keep it solid and exquisite.  Increase its strength as you expand yourself with new discoveries.  From here you can fly as high as your roots go deep.”

~ Imagination Primer, page 100

Card Back. Select another card as your 4th high performance Tarot tire

Pick YOUR 4th groundgrabber of a high performance Tarot tire to go with the 3 above.

High Performance Tarot Tires

How can your 4 cards become high performance Tarot tires balanced and gripping the road of your life like a charioteer’s feet groundgrabbingly in contact with The Chariot floor to help steer it?  How do your high performance Tarot tires respond to your steering, getting your feet into it?  Sunday drive?  Agile as a jet through a chicane?  How does the rubber meet the road from your steering perspective?

And, here’s some Mystereum engine tune-up homework for you.  The only tools you’ll need are you, your sense of humor plus an open mind, and 1 min 00 secs to watch this video.  I find we learn when we laugh and / or our eyes brighten when we experience something.  In those times I feel we resonantly reach to embrace as we expansion large and small, within and about.  Have fun with this 1 whole minute!

Simply allocate 60 seconds today, 1 whole minute,

to watch this 4 of Pentacles video. Right before you click play ask yourself, “How is the ground I walk on as inspirational as the stars in my sky?”  Then watch.  Maybe be generous with yourself and plug in a little over 2 minutes, ask yourself the question above again, and watch.

Does anything solidly open up for you after watching?

May Imagination Tools brighten your upcoming week

and this segment of Sunday Tarot Passages with its specific Imagination Tools help you to insure a bright turtle wax shine on the living memory of your weekend.  Brighten that shine as you gear up to start your new week!  Have some fun today to custom tune your weekend!

May Your Focus Be Magical,

Jordan & Mystereum,

TAKE MYSTEREUM FOR A FREE TEST SPIN AT MYDIVINATION.COM

Have a great one!

www.jordanhoggard.com

https://jordanhoggard.wordpress.com

www.zazzle.com/mystereum

All images (c)2010 Jordan Hoggard.  All Rights Reserved

(c)2012 Jordan Hoggard

 
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Posted by on September 2, 2012 in Incarnations, Movie Time, The Mystery

 

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Tarot Tarot. Full Frontal Friday Tarot Time In Mystereum

Tarot Tarot. Full Frontal Friday Tarot Time In Mystereum

It’s Full Frontal Friday in The Land of Mystereum!  What happens when cards have a head-on collision, or you have a whiz-bang POW kind of short thought where it’s all right in there? Is it total destruction?  . . . that has the potential to catalyze you with its explosive energy and inspire another new thing altogether?

Make Invigorating Mind Movies With Your Cards & Thoughts

Think about the movie The 300.  There is the early scene about King Leonitas and the wolf and the winter cold.  Leonitas slowly and steadily backs into a crack of a cave, and as the wolf charges BAM he zap-plunges his staff . . . and arrives back to Sparta heralding his Self-leadership proving himself as the new king in a new fur coat certainly not bought at Macy’s with his allowance, begotten by his bold and courageous focused action. And, in the end, the Battle of Thermopylae, Leonitas revisits that one act from early in his life with the wolf and the winter cold.  The wolf and the winter cold functions as his whole strategy against Xerxes’ wolf of a much larger army as Leonitas dispatches most of his army home to remain with 300 of his men in one of the most famous last stands ever.  The seed of his early experience with the wolf and the winter cold evolves into his method of organizing his whole scene, and a whole army.  Is this not like cards coming together in an imaginatively actionable way?  One small, though potently memorable scene from before becomes a fully developed and orchestrated plan for King Leonitas in the Pass at Thermopylae. . . Plus, there’s an amazing love scene between King Leonitas and Queen Gorgo. Actually, it’s better than that. It’s a full frontal bold YEAH kind of scene. SPICY BayBEEEEE!  SPICY SCENE!!

Downshift Into The Turn. Rocket Yourself As You Stick Through It With Presence

Let’s get Full Frontal Friday Tarot serious here and layer in a tongue-in-cheek video.  Sorry, no war here, just a sneaky Newsman.  You’ll NEVER guess what he got into the news.  WOW, Tarot?  Oh YEAH!!

Notice how The Newsman looks around before saying “Tarot.”  GO NEWSMAN!!

Full Frontal Friday Flank The Chariot with these cards

Experience The Ace of Swords’ in its full frontal telling of its creation story directly from its perspective.

  • What subtlety of a Mind Movie kind of Scene-Statement brings a higher octave, higher octane evolution-fuel to ALL of your actions?
  • How is Tarot a portal to YOUR amazing 4-letter words out in the open?  Poetry?
  • STILL can’t believe he snuck that in there, and all in under a minute. He should get an award! GO NEWSMAN!!

Full Frontal Tarot Friday ideas!

  • The Chariot as an Audi R8 turtle ~ a high performance Knight carrying all he needs, a high performance tortoise secure in his high performance Chariot shell performing like a finely tuned hare!
  • “Intention is over-rated.  It is simply far more important the way something comes across.” (c)1993 Jordan Hoggard
  • All of your integrity and responsibility is present in that last statement huh?!! ~ No need to talk about integrity and responsibility is there if it is truly all present and infused into your actions.  People will feel their magnetic orbits around you.  All of your good and gritty gear-head tuning will show up clean and polished and VROOMMMMing in your actions as they naturally come across through the road-trip-track of the journey of your life when . . . it’s important the way it comes across works for YOU in YOUR way!

Does Full Frontal Friday Tarot Birth An Evolution For You?

Does Full Frontal Friday Tarot birth an evolution for you of a higher octave and very effectively iterated new version of how one of your ideas comes across?  Does it make something else entirely?  Can you apply that throughout your process today like a Hawaiian shirt for a day just for fun to see if it does?

Here’s A Full Frontal Friday Tarot Question For You

How does your presence in actions go well beyond your spoken words?

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Rockin’ness to Your Full Frontal Friday.

VROOM your day steering yourself with your feet into the centrifugal stick of the turns.  And, VROOM it on in to your weekend and beyond!

Intention is over-rated.  How does yours come across?

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All images (c)2010 Jordan Hoggard.

(c) 2012 Jordan Hoggard, and as noted.

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Wednesday Tarot Treasure Mid-Week Warm-Up

Wednesday Tarot Treasure Mid-Week Warm-Up

Following up on Monday’s Mystereum Tarot Mayhem blog, Wednesdays are for a mid-week mini-workshop for warming up when you are already into your week. Nothing to sign up for or schedule.  I simply provide you with a 5-card exercise to warm up your humor juices at speed in your week. Wednesday as hump day?  Neh, Wednesdays are for the higher octave of laughter, so life won’t be a string of Thursdays, or Sisyphus Wednesdays.  It’s hard to be too in your head when you’re laughing.

So, here is a great technique for showing yourself your own healthy, integrated, preventative armor that requires no maintenance. Humor AS a warm-up reading exercise:

  • to use humor to warm up prior to your readings
  • to get surfing on your celestial groove with humor.  Humor’s shinier than steel.
  • great exercise if you have a hard time saying “no” as a way to get past the silent and unsaid “no” by higher octaving your ability to say no FULLY to someone or something by stepping PAST your first reaction to get to a 1st and more evolved response with humor . . . as I feel that responding to things that getcha with humor often blooms gifts that were about to be missed.  Laughter is the shortest distance between people. ~ Victor Borge
  • Warming up is good for your muscles before exercise.  Warm up for your readings.  You don’t want to pull a psychic muscle or feel the Rx of not being warmed up fully. Let your smiles and laughter fill up and flesh out your tanks.
  • to directly experience how humor can be fun and very healthy, and even experience the health of being able to smilingly say, “I don’t believe you” as easily as The Queen of Swords does.
  • to use humor to find your own natural leadership like the Queens have.  They are certainly not bores, huh?

What do you see in a tree?

So, if you are similar to me and a lot of other Tarot readers, sometimes we see and read things in simple images, in a tree, in a group of people.  Well, when I made up this technique I felt what the heck, I woke up on the bright side today. . . Why not read the 1st 5 spams in my spam email folder?  They’re free.  I am pretty sure they will be there.  And, if this gives get me the opportunity to more earnestly search for buried treasure and misplaced emails in my spam folder.  Heck that crapola from Nigeria that occasionally shows up . . . Why not read the 1st 5 things I see when I open my Spam folder?  And, this technique was born!  I am doing this each Monday and Wednesday, so sign up and follow along . . . share, Tweet, and fly back around for some (hopefully) laughs.

Laughs are like geodes.  They open you up to the treasure of your Inner Inheritances.

Reading Spam Email As Warm-up With Humor.  Treasure buried in your spam? Sure!

I know from years of physical training that warming up and practice can often be taken way too seriously while one is doing it, and then you’re already tired of serious when it’s time to get serious.  Sometimes making too much of the same bores the dickens out of the expansion of warming up. When, simply turning up the music and naturally doing your activity casually safely warms up your suspension be it physical or psychic.

Do you get all serious when you throw a frisbee or watch a kite flying, or watch the waves at the beach?  Not many people will stare at a tennis court, though even non-surfers will watch the waves.  Even if you do, isn’t your staring a seriousness expanding at the level of a Magician’s full-on focus?  Magic?  Leads to expert skill in play, I say.

A Wednesday Warm-Up? A Scenic Overlook Segue In Your Week With Spam

Consider this a restful scenic overlook on the trip of your week, a place to laugh.  It’s a great place to stretch before getting back in there to ride out your week strongly.  Read the 1st 5 spams in your spam email folder.  You don’t need to actually read them, as opening them is sometimes not so safe, and certainly don’t click anything in there if you do.

Use the spam title as your inquiry topic, and the snippet of the first several words you see on the spam email subject line AS your inquiry.  Simple.  Title as card inquiry topic. Subject line AS your inquiry.  From my perspective I was probably going to say NO flat out if I even spent the time in the first place before clicking the flush of Delete.  I have new clients all the time, though, so a focused scan in my Spam before it’s trashola is a daily task.  So, I was already going to say “no”, and Tarot is probably not going to change my mind about spam email merit, BUT it can certainly flesh out some good laughs to prime the pumper before I happily and dramatically click DELETE TRASHOLA FOREVER, and OH YES I am really sure, with a grin on my face that washes them away in the next moment forever often cracking open the geode of treasure in the next thing I do..

Take the time to make laughter

Laughter sets a break or segue from whatever you were doing before like jumping around and shaking being all silly for no reason other than . . . to leave that previous moment or activity’s influence and really start fresh into your next activity.

Here’s your Mid-Week Tarot Warm-Up! Stretch, & then get back on it fresh! 

My reading of the 1st five spam emails that were in my spam folder this morning.

  • Use your own spams or the 1st 5 things you see where you are reading this as a warm-up exercise
  • Use the Spam FROM or title as the topic of your inquiry
  • Use the Subject Line snippet AS your inquiry
  • Draw a card for each, and let the humor rip!
  • This is a great way to explore the natural leadership present in the Queens that is present in YOU.  Discover the Inner Inheritances of yourself as geode with your imagination.  No need to crack yourself open. Pump up your humor to discover and amp and prime your celestial groove more vibrantly!

5-Card Warm-Up Exercise.  Spam to Geode to HUMOR TREASURE!

Spam Card 1 ~ Solar Savings America. Save money from one day with solar.

XV The Devil

  • The Devil indicates earthly desires rising in you. Mind that such feelings are nothing to fear, be ashamed of, or avoid so long as you are compassionate with yourself. Inhibitions can enslave as easily as excesses. It is indicated that your expectations can be blind spots OR magical and invisible connections between things. It is also indicated to be mindful of your intensities. Your tethers are loose at this time. Don’t let your intensities take you by surprise as you use the greater mobility. Earthly desires can light you up and inspire you and make you feel great! Unrequited anything may be hurtful. Abolish your toxins of fear and you may very well feel the purity of your desires. Ambitions you have may be frightening and dangerous, but feel how they can be less frightening and dangerous than the subtle decay present if your hands are idle. This is a strong time to start learning how it feels to be honest and alive inside and out!
  • So, to get the earthly desire goody out of this I only have to use it for one day?
  • Knock it out of the park alternate reading = I think the heat of The Devil might be more fun to play with than this solar saving hoopy.  My inquiry was wrong.  I much prefer the card instead.  THANKS!  ‘m glad I asked the wrong question!

Spam Card 2 ~ Belly Fat Free. 4 foods that kill fat and 7 food chemicals that cause it.

Knight of Pentacles

  • The Knight of Pentacles indicates bringing earthbound goals into being. Here is your place of consistently and steadily applying your highest aspects and working diligently and full-on feeling your task AS the meaning. Being very present with your actions at this time. Reasons may go wonderfully missing while you are getting things done. Have a spirited and active ball with your mundane, every day devotions!
  • So, I have to be honest that I first read “my inquiry topic” as Jelly Fat Free.  Like fat free jelly, and thought *where’s the fun in THAT?!!* 4 food that kill fat?? Well, my Knight of Pentacles knows my lipid quantities are probably all the same, though they may swell and shrink?  This Knight is not afraid to keep on moving without any other reason than he does.  The 7 food chemicals that cause it? More of this crap?  WhatEV.  I tend to know where my food comes from, so . . . it’s still food instead of wondering what percentage of my food is food and what percentage of my food is not food.
  • Knock it out of the park alternate reading = Velveeta says “Food Product” I think.  Well, if you have to tell me that  . . .  though, it DOES make GREAT queso!  Thanks for focusing me on my belly.  Now where are those chips to full-on spoon this queso IN MA BELLY?!!

Spam Card 3 ~ Timeshare Resorts.  Curious about your options to sell your Timeshare?

Ace of Wands

  • The Ace of Wands indicates new life and making place. Setting a sacred staff or blessing your home with a ritual, say a sage ritual, can also be indicated in re-making place where you already are. Clear so you provide the strong new energies a more prominent home. There is also courage in the act of placement, the creativity in the placement itself, and the enthusiastic energy you create and bring in to in newly made places. Celebrate your flow as you increase the power of its force!
  • So, it is indicated since I don’t own real estate, maybe I will do well to look into it.  OH, I had a coaching session yesterday, and lo and behold . . . I still don’t own property, though I am planning to sooner than I know.
  • Knock it out of the park alternate reading = What’s up with this Timeshare BS?!!  How did I get on this list?!!  OH!  A whole reSORT?!!  Csn the Ace of Wands introduce me to his Empress and Emperor who hires him to make place?

Spam Card 4 ~ Mary.  The video about mind control trick to use some girl.

7 of Swords

  • The 7 of Swords indicates sneaky & devious & sly & stealthy most probably hiding right in plain sight. Also indicated is to look at things differently, pause, and outwardly expand through blind spots that you are letting actively deceive you! Mirror them and play along. Hide in plain sight, too, as you begin to move through them! It is indicated that you are not as exposed as you feel.
  • So, actually the trick is on me if I click.  Some girl is waiting with her index finger on the mouse to BAMMMM click if I do.
  • Knock it out of the park alternate reading = Your evil sneaky plan did not work on me Spam Author Person.  MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA

Spam Card 5 ~ Trade Magazines (2). iPhone Survival Kit.

XVII The Star

  • The Star indicates continually finding your cosmic groove and going for it! Eternal hope in the diamond-like seat of your mind-body-beautiful is indicated to be sparkling brightly! The Star card indicates the immutable and vibrant presence of your memories, your hope, and your knowledge. The Star encourages you to shift your focus and re-direct your scale without moving the gaze upon your focus. Even the smallest star provides a glimmer of hope. This is a bright time for feeling your possibilities expanding!
  • Wow, I thought an Everest Survival Kit was a necessity.  Glad I saw this today, though, before I went out and bought it.  I really need to learn how to survive that iPhone before I hit Everest.
  • Knock it out of the park alternate reading = ??? I don’t have an iPhone!  How did you trick me into reading this card as if I did??!!!  The Star.  Maybe iPhone wants to offer me corporate sponsorship.  I promise I will wear your T-shirt every time I write this blog to keep me warm so I survive.

Enjoy playing With Your Spam.  You may CREATE some Geodes!

the Forgetting Is For Getting Laughter Warm-up technique from the mini-workshop presented here! 

Magical Blessings to this technique further opening up you up to your celestial groove so you powerfully bring more YOU to the table as enliven your Tarot readings in just your way!

And, Oh!

I’ve decided that as a service offering, I am going to leave the eReading Tarot For Tips donation button up on my website, and keep doing them for a while!  A one day offering on a spur of the minute thought really didn’t feel to spread the love very far. So, get your Tarot For Tips eReading at your convenience. It’s my way of giving back until I find some local volunteer work.

Happy Wednesday.  Laugh ON!  Laugh OM!  Feel it in a great week!

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Posted by on August 29, 2012 in Incarnations, The Mystery

 

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