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Happy World Tarot Day!

Happy World Tarot Day!  

Proudly Announcing the first weekly installment launch of….

Full Contact TarotScopes ~ Mystereum Moment Astrology

… like red and green chile for your soul.  The place where punches aren’t pulled, they’re spiked to taste better at the party.  Mix it up with Mystereum Moment TarotScopes.

Gemini: May 21 – June 20 ~ 9 of Pentacles

overlaps, finery, naturalized

overlaps, finery, naturalized

Well Well, aren’t YOU the crux of dynamic solidity this week?  Don’t piss it away. A week is only 7 days, and the rest of your life? Priceless.  Envision your own 30-second Mastercard commercial.  Then, DO IT this week.  You won’t finish by any means, though you will be well on your way.

Cancer: June 21 – July 22 ~ 3 of Cups

celebration, dancing, play

celebration, dancing, play

Ahhhhh, cummmonnnn!  “WTF with you not being the center of attention this week?,” you may think.  Just get together with friends and laugh after your work is done every single day this week.  The stars are begging me to tell you you need it.  So, you need it!  Look around.  Are you irritated?  Well, that is probably a great indicator that you are pissing everyone off as you tend to fill your tanks with responses to your actions.  Just stop it!  Chillax.  Rome wasn’t built in a day, though you may just bring it to ruins in the coming week if you don’t check your neediness.  Chillax.  You’ll get what you need as the week comes to a close.

 

Leo: July 23 – August 22 ~ 8 of Pentacles

exquisite work, a completion point like the top of bottom of the breath of an action, magical twilight space between

exquisite work, a completion point like the top of bottom of the breath of an action, magical twilight space between

Your discipline of the ritual to always get people to tell you how much you shine will get in the way this week.  Like a cosmic practical joke, the Universe put a mirror in front of you.  Better get some shades, or tone it down a notch.  It’ll be a great week… if you don’t burn your own eyes out.  Narcissus has nothing on you.  It is not advised to look at your reflection in water, either.

 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22 ~ Queen of Swords

shrewdness, exact statements, clear opinions, no bullpoopy

shrewdness, exact statements, clear opinions, no bullpoopy

It’s a No-BS week for you.  Don’t play your normal and methodical games ’cause you drew the short straw for the week.  You may even bore even you this week doing what you do in your abnormally disciplined ways.  Get out of your comfort zone and be direct AND CONCISE.  No need to wince when your ideas are as sharp as they are this week. Get to the point and dictate them to the Universe pronto.  You’re not going to get there if you never take the first step.  Go ahead, don’t hold your foot up like that.  Step.  Step.  There you go.

 

Libra: September 23 – October 22 ~ XIII Death

transformation, Phoenix, renewal

transformation, Phoenix, renewal

Yeah Yeah Yeah.  More transformation for you this week.  What a PITA, huh?!  Will it ever stop?!  Speaking of which, learn to touch yourself differently.  The way you touch and connect may have recently changed.  Don’t miss something new on the scene within or about you that is complete and present and WHILE the transformation is ongoing.  You should honor yourself similarly to boot this week all week.  Always complete and whole, never finished.  Always complete, never finished.

 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21 ~ 7 of Pentacles

quiet watchfulness, pause, higher sight within an above

quiet watchfulness, pause, higher sight within an above

Ahhhhhh, you need sex again.  Well, you always do, huh?  That’s how everyone knows you’re a Scorp.  That’s no secret.  Do something overly normal like get on top this week.  Yes Yes, I am sure you can think of other positions and directions, too, but for once just try something simple will ya?  It’s just once!  Everything else will fall into place if you switch it up.  I know I know, normal sounds boring, but normal may be your exotic.  Give your healthy imagination a rest.  There is a depth of above just itchin’ to hook up with you.

 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21 ~ Knight of Swords

generating ideas, being well-placed, incorporating

generating ideas, being well-placed, incorporating

LOL.  Your continuous bender of keeping on working through lunch from noon until 1p and thereby skipping lunch is marring your progress.  F**k it and just stop it!  You’re not 5 hours ahead of everyone on Friday.  You’re tired and worn.  Your days need to become more precious than your evenings.  Breakfast is important to your days.  Lunch is important to your weekends.  You know what I mean.  And, don’t work AT lunch, either.  Break your day into two shorter days.  Your inner sprinter might just start getting more effectively accurate.

 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19 ~ King of Swords

Blends in seamless communicative synchromesh, healthy and discerning, logical and fair

Blends in seamless communicative synchromesh, healthy and discerning, logical and fair

There is a contrary feel to your card with the stars this week.  Stop trying to be the ultimate communicator and stop and listen to yourself BEFORE you speak.  Control.  You always have to be in control.  What’s up with that?  I say F**k a bunch of that this week and let go.  It’s not like you are actually going to let go and feel into your life.  So, while you ignore my advice, please fascinate yourself with a metronome at 120bpm.  It oughta kick you into a boredom with inherent structure where you may just find an eyebrow-up-faster-fascination with feel.  This will amp your effectiveness with your natural devil in the details.

 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18 ~ XII The Hanged Man

I give you a place of your own to clearly float fully supported in your mind activating your crown chakra.

I give you a place of your own to clearly float fully supported in your mind activating your crown chakra.

Look. You’re always just hanging around and pretty available.  That’s why people like you.  You ebb as good as you flow.  Oops. Problem!  Not this week.  Stop being the one who is always fine with everything… don’t you notice you are typically fine with everything for long periods until you blow up?  Well, others do.  Give yourself a good dose of specificity this week.  Call it a hassle of a vacation from your norm.  You can thank me next week.

 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20 ~ Page of Swords

curiosity, new developments, zeal

curiosity, new developments, zeal

Always the depthful one, you are keeping communication interesting.  This week, though, your silences and intensely watery gaze aren’t going to garner the respect that you must be thinking something through like normal.  This week, your silences just might be perceived as apathy.  Get in there this week.  If you don’t, next week you may feel like someone robbed your depths. Step up your communication focus in a new way.  Seems to me that you’ll become an electromagnet if you do.

 

Aries: March 21 – April 19 ~ III The Empress

fresh, nurturing, bringing to life, the Yoniverse from which all emanates

fresh, nurturing, bringing to life, the Yoniverse from which all emanates

Hey there active Yoniverse from which all else emanates.  You have quite the immune chart this week.  Keep doing what you’re doing and step it up in ways that are relatively anonymous.  Add an inner metronome for philanthropy so no-one knows you are giving more than you are receiving.  You have a grand opportunity to spider-web make people shine to catalyze themselves this week.  Call it a tithe week while you still do what you normally do.  Call it My Week As A Superhero.  No need to take off the glasses for anyone.  Just enjoy their rockin’ surprise anonymously.

 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20 ~ 10 of Wands

balanced courage, agility, grace

balanced courage, agility, grace

Look!  You are carrying too much and trying to hold it all together this week.  BUT!  You are prone to being pig-headed this week rather than your normally confident bull-headed.  Mind the scale of where you place yourself and are placed.  Aim your horns up rather than your truffle-finding snout down. You have almost too much going on this week.  Screw the eye of the tiger.  Find your own eye of and in the storm and work from that space.  It’s all about air traffic control for you this week.

 

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